Sunday, 7 October 2007

This is why I've not written anything on here for eons

It's time to apologise once again for neglecting this already threadbare weblog.

I’m truly sorry.

Someone, somewhere, pressed pause on his or her 'Fucked-Up-Small-Town-O-Vision' remote and I found myself freeze-framed, insensible and living in my childhood home with no job and too many prospects.

I regressed.

All that occupies my once overactive mind is my next hit of Diet Coke. I’ve become quite addicted.

I’m now as socially engaging as a dado rail but marginally less decorative.

I hope to write things of minimal importance on here soon.

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